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Joke of the Day
"I remember a time when I didn't get nostalgic after a few drinks .. I miss those days."
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"I went to see a movie about Beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull."
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"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"
"Old people talk into cell phones like they hit the Caps Lock key on their voice."
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"People are like books. You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."
"How do you make a man like 10 pounds of fat? Stick a nipple on it."