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Joke of the Day
"I went to see a movie about Beethoven... it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull."
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"Oh, you're straight? Well, so is spaghetti until it gets hot and wet."
"What's a slutty witch's favorite holiday? Swalloween!"
"If plan A didn't work... Try Plan B. If Plan B didn't work either, congratulations, You're a parent!"
"A coworker sent me an instant message mistakenly typing ""The cloak stopped working"" to which I responded ""OMG you can see me?!"""
"A classic from my grandfather. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Unique up on it."
"""Happy Anniversary to you both, may you have a long marriage with many more years ahead"" she hexed."
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"What has 4 eyes and cannot see? Mississippi."