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Joke of the Day

"Sam Adams is the main reason I know what season it is."

"The 1920 Red Sox were completely ruthless..."

"My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!"

"For every person pleased at meeting their TC in real life. Another 762 are climbing out of bathroom windows and smashing their phone."

"I used to be embarrassed by my facial hair, but it grew on me."

"Why does a jew watch pornography backwards? He wants to see the prostitute give back money."

"My ex wife still misses me... BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER"

"Does anyone else have a really hard time having a conversation on a carousel? I always feel like I'm talking in circles."

"So I was reaching for the Viagra... But I picked up the tipp-ex by mistake. I woke up with a massive correction."

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."