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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican girl who loves to sleep around? A Burrithoe"

"I don't ever use my blinker. It's nobody's business where I'm going."

"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."

"So they are re-releasing the movie crash... And they have recast the part of Sandra Bullock with an A320"

"Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask ""Where should I put this horse?"" When she tells you, say no"

"I know this sucks to say, but I hate when I root for a reality show contestant all season, and then in like episode 9 they mention The Lord."

"My cardboard girlfriend fell apart when I came all over her. I don't think she was cut out for that kind of thing."

"[The Bachelor] Some of you will be getting roses tonight... [bee in the back] AW HELL YEAH"

"What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico? Baby cedar"

"My idea of Hell would be Carrot Top and Shaun White taking turns sneezing in my face."