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Joke of the Day
"I swallowed a Ice Cube and I haven't pooped it out yet, I'm really scared you guys."
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"reminder that Pop Secret was initially very poorly translated in Japan, where it was called ""Deceptions of the Father"""
"Why doesn't ISIS Like School? Because they always bombed their tests."
"You don't see faith healers in hospitals for the same reason you don't see psychics winning the lottery."
"""You laugh because I'm different; I laugh because you're all the same."""
"What do you call a running gag on crutches? A lame joke."
"If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party."
"What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty."
"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."
"What is the media of choice for the mallard? **DUCK TAPE!!!** lololololololol-- *cough cough* --lololololol"