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Joke of the Day
"If Twitter is a rave then Facebook is a Tupperware party."
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"Here's a Cheesy Joke For You. Past, Present, and Future walked into a bar. It was Tense."
"""What's this ticket, officer?"" - Loitering ""I didn't drop trash"" - No. Loitering. ""You talk funny"" - It's not- ""I'm putting this on Twoiter"""
"What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation? Hey that's my toque!!"
"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"
"Why did the Dolphin commit suicide? Because it felt like its life had no porpoise."
"This year for Christmas.. This year for Christmas I got a new shirt and piece of ass from my wife. Figures, they were both too big!!"
"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."
"PhotoShop Level:Expert Boy: Wow... You Look So Perfect with Incredible Body And Flower like skin... What do You Use ? . . . . . . Girl : Adobe Photoshop CS5!"
"Why didn't The Cold War happen? Russia kept Stalin it"