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Joke of the Day
"If you don't like oral sex You should keep your mouth shut"
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"Sex with my ex was like Disneyland. I'd have to wait in line for an hour and a half and when it was finally my turn I wasn't big enough to get on the ride."
"You had me at ""Bathes regularly""."
"FALLOUT 5 RELEASED TODAY No need for the VR, updates will come these next weeks provided by trump"
"I told that woman smoking isn't good for the baby. She said ""I know, I've been trying to get him to quit"""
"A vagina is like the weather. Once its wet, it's time to go inside."
"What's the difference between driving a Volvo and putting your hand down the front of Donald Trumps trousers? You feel a bigger dick driving a Volvo"
"Asian Penises are like.... needles, they're small but when they poke it hurts."
"Classic How do you make a Ice Cream man sad? - - - - - - Kill his family."
"Wanna hear a joke? women's rights"