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Joke of the Day

"Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!"

"I had this great joke about Thor... but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key."

"I bought a book on eBay called, ""How to scam on eBay"". That was 2 months ago, and it's not arrived yet"

"So I was in the library when this cute girl came up and asked to borrow my external hard drive It was at this point I realized she wanted the (D:)"

"Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by? Everywhere."

"What don't you say to console a grammar nazi? ""There their they're, it'll be okay!"""

"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""

"An SQL query walks into a bar ... Walks up to two tables and says: ""CAN I JOIN YOU?""; ---- ^^^Sequel ^^^to ^^^this ^^^joke ^^^coming ^^^soon"

"I have bad fight or flight instincts. Guy wants a fight in an elevator, I try to run. Truck heading straight at me 45 mph, let's do this bro"

"They call me the weather man Because I say 8 inches, when I meant 2."