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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with a very long, pointy penis? Lance. I'll see myself out."
Next Joke
""" Wife: there is a man at the door with a mustache. Husband: tell him i've already got one. """
"Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!"
"Jesse James married my sister. He's know my brother out-law"
"Her: You know, I hear a lot of guys are celebrating St. Patrick's Day this year with a quiet dinner at home. Me: Yea, the nursing home..."
"I like my women like I like my _____ (Fill in the blank)."
"What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage."
"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."
"Why couldn't the candle get any sleep? Because there's no rest for the wicked."
"What happened to the little frog who sat on the telephone? He grew up to be a bellhop!"