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Joke of the Day
"Why did Einstein cross the road? So the other side could get to him"
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"(1st day in heaven) Angel: STOP ASKING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY DIED OF"
"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."
"10 Type of people in this world There are 10 type of people in this world. People that understand binary, and people that don't."
"Instead of going to couples therapy, married people should just join Tinder and see what a nightmare single people have to deal with"
"Did you hear about those Indian heptuplets who became dangerous criminals? They were known as the Seven Deadly Singhs."
"What did the flower say to the bicycle? Petal."
"I will build a great wall. To keep all the Muslims out. Yours truly, Donald trump."
"""Hey look a flock of cows!"" ""...Herd of cows..."" ""Of course I've heard of cows! There's a whole flock of them over there!"""
"Hot lady mouse looking for good time. Any mouse will do boy mouse or girl mouse. Groups preferred. Meet in woods AT NIGHT. Will be a hoot."