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Joke of the Day

"What starts with ""p,"" ends with ""s,"" and is really long? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

"When you f**k up a coded message and have to send it again Re morse"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he orders a beer and a mop."

"What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years? Church."

"This girl text me: ""your adorable I text back: no YOU'RE adorable Now she likes me and I was just pointing out her typo..."

"Firestien just came out with a new Jewish tire. It not only stops on a dime, it picks it up too."

"Oh you have morals? You must be new here."

"I Enjoyed Your Joke, soue13, I've Also Come Up With One. At Age 25.. Did you guys hear about the dried grape at the party last night? He was really RAISIN the roof!"

"What do you call a plane with no wings? Fly Curious."

"It takes me about 25 minutes to pack a suitcase, but I still always block out 4 hours for it."