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Joke of the Day

"The heart attack when you're in bed almost sleeping, holding your phone in your hand and it suddenly vibrates."

"Q: What is the best time to eat reindeer meat? A: When you're hungry."

"Zoo A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."

"Trying to make a video fullscreen, my dad asked me, ""How do I big it?"" Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian."

"Nobody ever sneezes in movies."

"What goes ""Clop clop clop, bang bang bang, clop clop clop""? An Amish drive-by shooting."

"How to catch a polar bear Cut a hole in the ice. Surround the hole with frozen peas. When the bear walks up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole!"

"This world is full of folks who refuse to use condoms, but won't do nothin' without a case protectin' their cell phone. Merica."

"Son: Dad can sand melt? Me putting down my glass: Don't be ridiculous of course it can't"

"If Frieza is King Cold's son... Does that make him a little Cold?"