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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!"
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"My friend Tommy drowned the other day... At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"Me: I'm too full to eat anymore. Food: Are you sure. Me: No."
"Why are neutralization reations illegal? They involve assault."
"You know you're getting old when you can't tell the difference between a heart attack and an orgasm."
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
"What do you call a sick eagle? Illegal"
"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"
"Why should the Roman Catholic Church allow priests to marry? They would have a more detailed understanding of what Hell is actually like."
"There's 2 types of people in this world... Ones that pee in the shower And liars"