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"The internet does not make people ignorant, it just makes their ignorance visible to everyone else."

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"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."
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"Two cashews walk into a bar... The Bartender says ""How about a glass of our most expensive wine?"" The Cashews reply, ""Do you think we're Nuts?!"""
"What kind of bee can never make up its mind? A maybe"
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