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Joke of the Day
"They only arrested Justin Bieber cause he's black."
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"What kind of pants does Mario wear? (Super Mario Brothers) *""Denim Denim Denim""*"
"We had a nice, quiet dinner last night... Except for the Celery, of course!"
"I had this roomate who was weird I used to write and one day I turned around. He had his cock out on my writing paper and was drawing a line around it. I never should have moved in with Dick Tracy."
"Me: I think the coolest sport is horse golf Guy: do you mean polo? Me: [realizing he isn't classy enough to know about horse golf] yes"
"I use so many age defying crinkle creams that I don't have finger prints anymore."
"in the rental car today and my son said it was like we were in a ""rocket ship"" how many rocket ships have you been in. That's what I thought"
"What pronouns do you use to address a chocolate bar? Her/she"
"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"
"What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Walking"