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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a Polish woman and a hockey goalkeeper?? A hockey goalie changes his pads after 3 periods"

"Why did the lemon go sour? Because it had Lemon-Aids"

"What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner? A pan, duh!"

"Trying to Have a Baby Saying that ""We are trying to have a baby"" is the only discreet way I can tell my mother-in-law that I had sex with her daughter 4 times last week."

"Leaving church just now, the priest shakes my hand and says ""Love your neighbor"" I said ""Me too Father, she's got some tits, huh!??"""

"What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey? A lifetime ban from the Zoo"

"What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman? Wait, I can explain everything!"

"Kids don't scare me cause their little arms aren't strong enough to swing a chainsaw."

"My girlfriend complained that there should be more women in technology So I put her in my new smart fridge"

"Why do people walk by and say ""Hi, how are you?"" but they don't stop long enough for you to reply!"