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Joke of the Day

"""Hippos are actually more dangerous than crocodiles and sharks combined."" - Moron who clearly hasn't pictured a Crocoshark."

"What is the historical significance of Sir George Stokes? He was a seminal fluid dynamicist."

"Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping... Not me, though. I ain't afraid of nuttin!"

"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"

"The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds"

"What's long, hard, and makes my ass hurt? The forty mile bike ride I finished."

"Gunshots Or fireworks?"

"You heard about /r/politics? Or as I like to call it, ""Baby's first election."""

"Virgin mary enters into heaven as soon as she gets in she notices a hot dog stand. She blushes and giggling says ""the holy spirit!"""

"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."