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Joke of the Day

"How do you catch a unique bird ? Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bird ? Tame way unique up on it."

"In the future, bars will have airtight tubes people can go fart in. The tubes will have pipes that connect to prisons."

"What's the difference between a dog and Windows 10? A dog knows what is 'no'."

"Imagine a shark eating pizza. Imagine you were frog. Imagine a donkey wearing a skirt. Imagine someone telling you to imagine stupid things."

"I spent a lot of years on ships. I beat off in the shower so much that every time it rains, I get a hard-on."

"Let's simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call."

"Be like Bro This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro"

"How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future."

"Why does Hellen Keller use two hands for masturbation? One to masturbate, one to moan."

"Want to hear a clean joke? A boy takes a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the name of the girl next door. (Told by my pastor)"