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Joke of the Day

"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."

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"So my friend asked me if I wanted some Sodium Hypobromite... and I was like, NaBrO"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's going to take me a minute to get hard, I was just laid by this chick."
"Angelina Jolie needs to take some time off her busy schedule of feeding the hungry and poor in third world countries and feed herself for a change."
"Starting to think these Herman Cain commemorative coins were a bad investment."
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