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Joke of the Day
"I'm not even sure I remember how to have sex without holding my phone."
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"Studies show that men who have sex more often tend to have a longer life expectancy. Unless your wife finds out."
"They should harvest the excess fat from fat people to turn into fossil fuels, to solve the world energy problems. Or world hunger."
"I hate using abbreviations idk y i h8 it doe"
"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"
"Sure, there's no ""I"" in ""team""... But there's, like, three in ""idiot."""
"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3....one to bend over, one to screw the lightbulb in, and one to drive the gay pride day parade float."
"What do you call the underground slave trade? The black market."
"Twitter's new ""local"" feature tells me that ""goodmorning"" and ""nowthatsghetto"" are trending here in Washington. Wow. This is a game-changer."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Not 6. My basement is still dark."