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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? A hockey player showers after three periods."

"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the other losers who missed a 15 million square mile target."

"Q: Why don't matches play baseball? A: One strike, and they're out."

"Your mama is so fat..... Your daddy proposed to her with an onion ring."

"How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the mouth."

"How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian."

"Yo mamma so dumb... ...her offspring think 'Yo mamma' jokes are funny!"

"My favorite jokes are the short ones that make me laugh. Here's a short one that I hope makes you laugh. How do you find Will Smith in the snow? - You look for FRESH PRINTS!!"

"People use to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"" Well nobody is laughing now."

"What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?"