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Joke of the Day
"Self checkouts are great if you're in a hurry or don't want to pay for everything."
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"""Hey, where's the beach?"" ""Down by the ocean!"" -Dr. Demento, presumably."
"How do crabs get out of hospitals? On crotches."
"How do you stop the protests in Charlotte? Sing the nation anthem they will sit down"
"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure... but the flag's a big plus."
"When I'm on my phone & I select, copy, but then I don't paste, I oddly gain a sensation that something then remains glued to my thumb."
"""What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?"" They're hiring."
"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."
"why do the ladies love jesus? *spreads arms wide* because he was hung like this"
"Jewish Joke About Warm Weather . Dude. It was so hot, I swear that I'd convert to Christianity for the Baptism."