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Joke of the Day

"Self checkouts are great if you're in a hurry or don't want to pay for everything."

"Haven't seen any UFOs lately. Wondering if the galaxy is downsizing their space programs too."

"Teacher: Does anyone know which month has 28 days ? Pupil: All of them !"

"Why wouldn't Hillary Clinton let Bill be her IT manager? She was too worried how often the servers would go down on him."

"A man sitting in a publisher's office has his memoir turned down for a third time... He sighed and said ""story of my life."""

"Yo mama's so fat she fell out of bed and caused the Great Depression. I'm so sorry for posting a Yo Mama."

"That's the third time Adam Sandler's scootered past my house this morning. Dude if you want to go on my trampoline just ask"

"If Obama is a Muslim extremist, then how come he's a gay prostitute?"

"actualy the childrens story ""the three litle pigs"" is the first documented report of a wolf WHO CAN BREATHE HURICANES"

"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."