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Joke of the Day
"A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*"
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"What street in Paris is well-known for its transvestite community? The Rue Paul."
"So this guy asked me why I was stirring my coffee with my dick... I told him, ""Shut up, I ordered a small for a reason!"""
"What two things do prostitutes make? Hormones and hormones"
"[Woods] SNOW WHITE: Oh, what a lovely little house! GOLDILOCKS: [in ski mask] Beat it, sister. I've been scoping this place out for weeks."
"What do you call a guy who has sex with bums? A hobosexual."
"Remember when you could strangle people with your phone? Those were the days.."
"I like my women like I like my M.C. Escher paintings Impossibly proportioned"
"No thanks, Trix cereal. I have enough drama in my life without a rabbit trying to steal my breakfast."
"Women are like condoms... ...they spend too much time in your wallet and not enough time on your dick."