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Joke of the Day
"A man was killed by ducks last week I guess you can say that's a pretty *fowl way to die*"
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"Easter Weekend Wife: Honey, what's for Easter? Hubby: Same plan as Jesus. Disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday."
"does anybody have any funny quotes from the new Anchorman movie that they'd like to share for the next seven to eight years"
"Im going bananas Is what i tell my bananas before i leave the house."
"Boyfriend calls me Gluteal Myalgia because he thinks I'm too dumb to understand what it means. Let's see how he likes the name Microphallus"
"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."
"-I got you a birthday present... ...but I can't give it to you until tomorrow. -What is it? -It rhymes with 'Something to get drunk with'."
"How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight? because he chose from the kids menu"
"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not."
"What's the difference between light and hard? Well, you can sleep with a light on..."