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Joke of the Day
"My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!"
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"Being a mom means being the first one up in the morning, the last one to bed at night, and the only one drinking during church."
"What's the most sensitive part of the body when masturbating? The ears"
"What did Captain Kirk find at the end of the rainbow? a LepreKHAAAAAAN!"
"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? There, they're, their."
"I didn't feel like putting a lot of effort into a costume this year. I wore the bottom half of a donkey costume. I decided to half ass it this halloween"
"nock nock whos der? i dunt no anser da door"
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"[nsfw] This is the worst joke I have heard.... What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? You don't cum on an apple before you eat it..."
"What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets"