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Joke of the Day
"There's something about pressing F5... Thats just so refreshing"
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"If honey bees make honey, what type of bees make milk? Boo bees...... My dad just told me this one"
"What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down? Nothing. He just laughed."
"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."
"[first date] Me: so u just wanna poke ur straw thru that little hole Her: I know how juice boxes work Mom: well isn't she a feisty one?"
"The local high school volley ball team was having a game against the police force. It was time for the police to protect and serve."
"Our forefathers fought against British rule so anyone can become president. For the first time in 240 years, we're regretting that decision."
"Did you hear the one about the three deep holes in the ground? Well, well, well..."
"Why are so many racist jokes about black people? Because black people can't read. Duh. I'll show myself out."
"A man walks into the doctor's office wearing nothing but cellophane (saran-wrap). Dr. says, ""Clearly I can see your nuts!"""