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Joke of the Day
"There's something about pressing F5... Thats just so refreshing"
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"Do you think they named April Fool's Day in your honor?"
"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."
"Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk??? Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door"
"Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position."
"Life is alot like a Penis Life is a lot like a Penis simple,soft,straight,relaxed and hanging freely... then a women makes it hard"
"Its World Malaria Day on 25th April. But what do you get the mosquito that has everything?"
"What's the difference between OP and a Pregnant woman? She delivers."
"What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar? Log jam."
"I go in hard and come out soft You blow me hard what am I? a stick of gum :D"