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Joke of the Day
"What happened to Loki after he wath hit in hith fathe with Odin'th Hammer? He became Thor."
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"It's OK if you don't like my personality,,, I've got others."
"Shopping at Walmart to test my immune system."
"I just spent two weeks in Vegas looking for my wife's killer... but no one would do it."
"Why do you never buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove."
"I met a really unfriendly Christian outside the church the other day. Told me to call him Mr Bale and shut the fuck up during filming."
"Keep in mind that ""The Cat in the Hat"" is a lesson to your kids on how to throw a house party when you're gone..."
"This is your captain speaking THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING"
"What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros? They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits."
"The chicken I just ate wanted to be an astronaut when he grew up."