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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?"
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"Honey, your skirt is so short that your STD is showing."
"Half of Americans must be thinking Gaza Strip is the name of some Strip Club which Israel wants"
"What do you call a political pig? A boar."
"By DAY he's just a regular accountant. But at NIGHT he becomes a trash ravaging raccoon... ""Raccountant"".. Coming this fall on Fox"
"If a stork brings white babies, and a blackbird black babies, what bird brings no babies? A Swallow."
"Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed."
"Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I'm not sure but certainly rings a bell."
"The wife's back on the warpath again. Last night she said she wanted to make a sex movie, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part."
"What is a 6.9? A good thing ruined by a period."