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Joke of the Day

"I'll admit, ever since I saw Psycho as a kid I've felt a tiny bit nervous each time I kill someone in the shower."

"Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!!!!"

"Chai Tea My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a pot of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty shi... The bruises will heal soon."

"Thanksgiving is here, and I love trigonometry sorry, I went off on a tangent."

"Calm down, take a deep breath and hold it for about 20 minutes."

"Have you heard the one about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil"

"Why did Hillary go to the OB/GYN? She was feelin' the Bern!"

"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti... But sadly he pasta whey!"

"Did you know the average performer can subsist off of one compliment for multiple nanoseconds?"

"TIFU by crashing my car The last thing that went through my mind was my anus"