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Joke of the Day
"The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline"
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"Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adam's banana. "
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"A man entered a bar A man entered in a bar holding a gun and said ""who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" a voice was heard from the back ""you don't have enough bullets mate"""
"Pen A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. ""Oh, damn it,"" he proclaims, ""Some asshole has my pen!"""
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"To all those people who never finish what they start, I say..."