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Joke of the Day
"How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis? On a plane."
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"Women are like computers -- even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval."
"What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection? ....... a quarter pounder with cheese."
"Say what you want about pacifists"
"People keep escaping from maximum security jails and I can't even manage to leave 5 minutes early from work."
"My parents are always pestering me to have kids. ""Who will carry on the ancient family curse?"" they say."
"*im applying Chapstick and doing curtseys in the mirror* *dad walks past* *dad double takes* *im doing push-ups and drinkin a protein snake*"
"Freaking out people walking round the cemetery dressed as a Ghostbuster."
"I had a dream about mufflers and tailpipes and woke up exhausted"
"Donald Trump, an asshole, and an evil masterminds walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink."