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Joke of the Day
"There was a mass shooting at the Gap store this afternoon. They're still counting the casual Tees."
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"Q: What do you call a clock on the moon? A: A lunartick."
"Just found out why they replaced Gav in the Autoglass advertisements, apparently he died of indigestion. RIP #gavisgone."
"Hey, people who upload full movies to YouTube, get a life! Also, thank you!"
"I asked the offspring how to make BBQ taste better Gotta keep em marinated. ...I'll just leave now."
"How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !"
"*gets down to snails level* IF YOU JUST TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE TRYING TO GET TO THEN I CAN HELP YOU GET THERE FASTER."
"Damn girl, are you a pig? Because your mother looks like a pig. Because you look damn hot bacon in the Sun. Because I want to stuff you like Thanksgiving dinner. . . . More suggestions appreciated"
"What goes into something hot hard and covered in plastic and comes out soft and wet A frozen pizza with its wrapper left on"
"What does Pingu say when he feels suicidal? Noose Noose"