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Joke of the Day
"What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? By hare (air) mail."
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"OC why do doctors check their patients reflexes? Because they get a kick out of it"
"When my Grandad fell ill the doctor told us to rub olive oil into his back. He went downhill very fast after that."
"How accurate is the bible? Very!! Especially when thrown from a short distance...hits the target almost always."
"When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells"
"Why did Captain Hook think Robin Williams death was funny? He likes dead-'Pan'..."
"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."
"If you are telekinetic, raise my hand."
"Q: Where do fleas go to surf? A: To the microwave."
"*quietly tries to open bag of chips while fiance is reading her wedding vows*"