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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke? My sex life..."
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"If your wife is Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in."
"Doctor's Office Roses are red Violets are blue I have an uncomfortable Bladder issue"
"Who's the roundest knight at King Arthur's court? Circumference."
"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."
"I banged my co-worker... Guess my Dad was right, I am a little shit eater."
"I think my phone is mentally challenged... When I try to type 'with' it always replaces it with 28th."
"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."
"Never trust a tree. They're shady as fuck."
"A boy asks for a pink ping pong ball... a boy comes downstairs and asks for a pink ping pong ball. ""don't you start that again."" says the mom."