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"""Sir, you cannot fish here!"" ""Don't worry, I'm just teaching my worm to swim."""
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... Those who know binary and those who dont"
"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."
"Online dating rule: If we meet up offline, and you look nothing like your pictures, then you're buying me drinks until you do."
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"Why do ballerinas stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?"
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"I'm not saying the wife's a bit rough but you can see all the blokes on the beach dressing her with their eyes."
"I just watched Discovery's ""How It's Made"" and, honestly, I'm never eating another urinal cake again."