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Joke of the Day
"What's the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, They're under a buck!"
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"Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who? To whom!"
"""You'll be visited by 3 ghosts."" ""Will they show me the true spirit of Christmas?"" ""No, they'll try to eat you."" Pac-Man Christmas Carol"
"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"
"Reverend have you been drinking? Just water, officer. Then why do I smell wine? Good Lord! He's done it again!!!"
"Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny."
"Wife: Are you even listening to me? Me: Of course W: Oh yeah, what did I say? M: [smoke bomb] W: I can still see you M: [Another smoke bomb]"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Joan of Arc Barbie ...comes with stake kindling and matches"
"Do you like web jokes? Yes - they're e-larious!"
"Did you hear that Oxygen and Magnesium are dating. OMg"