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Joke of the Day
"Charm me with your intelligence or just wait till I'm really drunk."
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"Pistorius.....Sounds like something Harry Potter would say to make your legs fall off."
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"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
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"What do Afghan stoners smoke? Hindu Kush"