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Joke of the Day
"I see, it's all coming back to me now... Said the blind man as he pissed into the wind."
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"A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out ""What do you think you're doing?"" ""Just heating up dinner"" she replies."
"I decided to open a new business that builds doors for obese people, it shall be called Mordor."
"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"
"You're about as unique as a Bob Marley poster."
"A fun thing to do is go to the Facebook page of someone you've never met and ""like"" hundreds of photos of their baby."
"Citizen of a secretive dictatorship - AMA! [this user has been jailed]"
"If you think your days bad... Think of all the shit plumbers have to go through"
"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothin'. she dun' been told twice."
"Why does the Easter Bunny hide the eggs? Because he doesn't want anybody to know that he's been fucking chickens!"