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Joke of the Day
"Instead of ""Juicy"" I have ""May contain gas"" written on the back of my shorts."
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"Posing with your cat to attract men is like posing with your cat to attract men,"
"I just want to give a shoutout to my legs. Without them, I wouldn't be where I am today."
"So they're selling crack in my neighborhood.. FINALLY"
"If you can think of a better fish joke Let minnow."
"What's a Tijuana hooker's favorite president? El BJ!"
"Tired? There's a nap for that"
"What does the Russian President's wife scream during foreplay? Putin! Putin!"
"If I were a cop and pulled a woman over for speeding I would keep crying until she let me give her a ticket."
"A woman is on trial for murdering her husband. ""So ma'am, first offender?"" ""No! First a Gibson, THEN a Fender."""