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Joke of the Day

"Woke up early this morning to try to catch the fog. I Mist."

"My friends tell me that I'm a sociopath, but I don't care what they think."

"What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing."

"I just saved 15% or more on my Calculus test... by switching to radians."

"My mom laughed at me when I said I was going to build a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta."

"A MAN IS WALKING BY A TRASHCAN AND SMELLS SOMETHING BAD He was relaxed to find it was just an indian"

"Today I fucked up Now she's pregnant :/"

"I know this great knock knock joke.. But you have to start it. Go ahead."

"wife: ""HOW ARE WE OUT OF ICE AGAIN?"" me: ""DUNNO,"" I yell from the bathroom; the penguin and I can barely contain our laughter."

"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."