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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between jelly and jam I can't jelly my dick down your throat"
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"julia!!!! sorry , i am a gay ..."
"The definition of Halloween: Halloween: the holiday when children vandalize your yard with toilet paper, then are rewarded with candy the next day."
"cops at DUI checkpoints should just check to see if u texted ur ex at some point throughout the night"
"What would I be if I doubled myself? Meme"
"If the doorbell rings, its normal to drop, shimmy across the floor, press your body to the wall & not breath till the person is gone, right?"
"Where do suicide bombers go where they die? Everywhere."
"A Scotsman was running down the street with his mouth open... He'd heard there was a nip in the air."
"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."
"Chinese Food is amazing but I do find it hard to believe that a chicken fried this rice"