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Joke of the Day

"I was told today that my muslim optician had passed away....Asif Eyecare."

"What does the ""LL"" in LL Cool J stand for? Lickin Lips"

"So I'm gay and single .... Does that make me homolone?"

"I can cut down a tree just by looking at it It's true, I saw it with my own eyes"

"You're really limiting yourself if you think sexual harassment is the only way to make your coworkers uncomfortable"

"There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't."

"How much lube should you buy to prepare to have sex with a McDonald's fry cook with a cheddar fetish? About a quart to pound her with cheese."

"Me: What did you do at preschool? 3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down."

"C'mon guys, just 50 more likes and her father will love her."

"""Dress for the job you want,"" they said. Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."