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"Why did the cows come back to the marijuana field? The pot was calling the cattle back"
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"What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC? The green cabs haven't ripened yet."
"Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He was dead."
"I didn't get a chance to do yoga this morning or any other morning of my life."
"I don't get why women are complaining that Plan B doesn't work if you're over 180 lbs If she's over 180 lbs, she's already Plan B!"
"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"I like my women like I like my coffee From that cheap place down on the corner."
"What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean? Amandeep trouble."
"Drink responsibly? Responsibility is why I drink."
"""Superman's Dad"" is the last stop for an actor."