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Joke of the Day

"Me: Don't be mean to my friend. Her: Your friend just broke in my door and almost strangled me. Me: I said he was my friend, not yours."

"Fish didn't start smelling till women started swimming Title"

"I need subtle fat jokes My wife is annoyingly pregnant. Give me your best."

"How do you organize a space party? You planet"

"Reddit, I see your sick jokes and raise you sickipedia.org a huge database of sick jokes"

"Why was the guitar teach arrested? For fingering a minor."

"I'd hate to give a speech to nudists because I'd be nervous and then I'd have to imagine them without their skin on and skeletons are scary."

"What are all sports in Africa called? The hunger games"

"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."

"Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? ."