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Joke of the Day

"Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? ."

"My neighbour knocked on my door at 2:30am this morning, can you believe that 2:30am?! *Luckily for him I was still up playing my Bagpipes.*"

"What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios? Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!"

"Girlfriends are like Gym Memberships You have it, you just never pay attention to it."

"""Hi"" My name is ""What?"" My name is ""Who?"" My name is [chka chka] Slim Shady *scribbles on cup* ""Ok Mr Shrimp Scabies, I'll start your latte"""

"Everyone keeps telling me... Everyone keeps telling me ""There are plenty of fish in the sea"" and I keep telling them ""NO way in hell, I am gonna fuck a fish"""

"What do you call a bicycle made just for grandpas? A popsicle!"

"How does the Pirate watch his movie? He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)"

"I went to an HIV counseling meeting... ... They are a very positive group."

"Why did the Ewok ESL student do so well with conjunctions? He felt at home with And/Or."