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Joke of the Day

"I think airlines should let you exit the plane on the inflatable slide on your birthday."

"A survey asked me if I was dyslexic I checked the option for ""sye."""

"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."

"The human cannonball informs the circus manager that he plans to retire at the end of season. The distraught manager protests ""Where am I going to find another employee of your caliber?"""

"Went to a restaurant last night and the waitress had a black eye. I ordered slow and made sure to speak clearly. Because she obviously doesn't listen."

"George Zimmerman was arrested again for aggravated assault with a weapon. It's almost like there's a pattern here."

"So I've been dating this anorexic girl... ...but lately I've been seeing less and less of her."

"I once got kicked out of a library... ..because I put a book about women's rights in the fiction section."

"How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up."

"Whoever said the camera adds 10 pounds should stop eating cameras."