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Joke of the Day

"I'm a failure as a sociopath. I'm just not very good at manipulating and taking advantage of people. I'm more of a so-sopath."

"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"

"I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my HIV-test."

"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"

"It's like the women in this bar don't know how close I am to getting my own apartment."

"Whoever invented knock knock jokes... Should get a no bell prize"

"How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with."

"What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs? A flap in the face."

"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"

"Good Cop: Book 'em. Illiterate Cop: I'll just wait for the movie."