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Joke of the Day
"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"
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"A picture is worth three, maybe four words tops."
"I told my wife she shops too much, but she wouldn't listen. She's so damn clothes-minded"
"why did the chicken cross the road?"
"Red grape juice is fine obviously but white wine for Eucharist??? just stay home you are clearly not saved"
"""Flatulence is not an emotion."" -me explaining feelings to boyfriend"
"What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !"
"Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months"
"J.R.R. Tolkien invented an entire language for the elves but where the hobbits live is called Hobbiton."
"[restaurant] DATE: Tell me something naughty about you ME: Sure [loudly chewing a steak] I haven't brought any money"