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Joke of the Day
"What's a man in a hurry like to drink? man-go juice!"
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"So there were these two sisters.. a blonde and a brunette. The brunette goes to her sister and says ""I just fucked a brazilian!"" The blonde replies ""You slut! How many more is that than a million?"""
"What did the boy pee say to the girl pee? Urine angel."
"What did the guy say after he finished jacking off? Well that got a load off my mind."
"What fruit can't marry Cant-elope"
"For those of you that have been to a casino, whats the difference between Craps and Poker? ..I don't take pokers on your chest!"
"Why do SJWs like cancer? Because it doesn't discriminate."
"What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ? All sorts of antics !"
"When to leave your girlfriend? When your wife's clothes start to fit her."
"What's the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken it dies."