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Joke of the Day
"What jobs have you found out about that made you think ""why does this exist""?"
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"A baby seal Walks into a club"
"I finally found a girlfriend! She was lost untill she found me. I'm glad I could give her a ride to her boyfriend's house."
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"So many environmentalists Are very eco centric."
"How many donald trumps does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one. He holds it up and the world revolves around him"
"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
"Where is your 1,000 word essay? ""Right here"" *pulls out selfie* That's a picture... ""A picture is worth 1,000 words"" *becomes valedictorian*"
"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."