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Joke of the Day
"My friends keep telling me to stop impersonating butter. But I can't. I'm on a roll now"
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"I feel like Jesus... Is the kind of person to leave you hanging."
"Men with itchy butts Have smelly fingers"
"I recently got a vaccination... Now I would make a joke about shots or people who get them but I can't now that I'm autistic."
"Waiting for everyone in this church service to bow their head in prayer so I can update my fantasy football roster."
"From my son: What did the hippopotamus do to the magician? He hippo-tized him!"
"What do you call an extroverted snail? A slug"
"9: My room is clean. Me: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
"I'm so broke this chrismas... I'm just going to wrap batteries with a note that says ^*s ^ ^"
"Hubs: How long has your car been doing that? Me: ? Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight? Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights."