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Joke of the Day
"When Jedi need to read PDFs, they use Adobe Wan Kenobi."
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"How do skeletons reproduce? They don't."
"Why are cars faster than motorcycles? Because motorcycles are two tired."
"Crocodile: ""See ya later alligator."" Alligator: ""yeah, I don't do that anymore Jeff."""
"Canadian summer I asked my Canadian buddy ""Did you have a good summer?"" He said ""No! I was working that day."""
"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"Can secretaries really write memos with both their left and right hands at the same time? Or is that just stereotyping."
"If two vegetarians are fighting, is it still considered beef?"
"Unless there's a new app that lets you shoot people, that phone holster looks ridiculous."
"too Hairy I went to town to see MS. Lucy, I'll give her two cents to see her pussy. The hair was so black I couldn't see her crack, so I asked for my two cents back"