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"A baby seal Walks into a club"
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"Don't you hate it when your girlfriend asks you to go deeper and you ran out of poems?"
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"If you ever need anything, just ask. But also, please never need anything."
"What do you call a pushy aquatic mammal? Press'n Seal"
"""Challlaaaaaah"" -hip hop rabbi"
"If this doughnut and chocolate milk are going to take years off my life, could I have them remove 1978-1982?"
"Just heard that they served cider at Margaret Thatcher's wake... ...it was Thatchers Cold"
"A guy asks a librarian if she has a book about Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat She says, ""It rings a bell but I can't be certain."""
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